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#348367 - 05/17/11 09:46 AM
May is National Masturbation Month
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axiomite
Registered: 02/05/06
Posts: 6000
Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia
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Don't just stand there, get out and celebrate National Masturbation Month. Link is pretty much safe for work. In related news, a Brazilian judge has ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer. I now have a new hero.
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#348375 - 05/17/11 10:28 AM
Re: May is National Masturbation Month
[Re: medic8r]
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connoisseur
Registered: 03/23/10
Posts: 2762
Loc: Brockton Heights, MA
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In related news, a Brazilian judge has ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer. I now have a new hero. Yes, but the law only allows for the same porn SHE's watching! Now I have a new hero!
Edited by GOD (05/17/11 10:28 AM)
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#348376 - 05/17/11 10:28 AM
Re: May is National Masturbation Month
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axiomite
Registered: 03/07/05
Posts: 7287
Loc: Glendale, Arizona
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It's hard to celebrate and type at the same time. . .
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#348377 - 05/17/11 10:29 AM
Re: May is National Masturbation Month
[Re: medic8r]
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shareholder in the making
Registered: 09/27/04
Posts: 10251
Loc: 543 miles North of VAST
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What if I can only masturbate to audiophile zombies?
Anyone ever wonder why I hang out here?
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#348378 - 05/17/11 10:30 AM
Re: May is National Masturbation Month
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axiomite
Registered: 02/05/06
Posts: 6000
Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia
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I have often REFLECTed on that.
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#348379 - 05/17/11 10:32 AM
Re: May is National Masturbation Month
[Re: medic8r]
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connoisseur
Registered: 03/23/10
Posts: 2762
Loc: Brockton Heights, MA
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That's the pinkest home page I've ever seen! Ew. Oh, and your avatar makes me think of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, which makes me think of Hunter Thompson, which makes me think of how old I am. And you say you chose your profession to fulfill your need to help others?
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#348390 - 05/17/11 11:02 AM
Re: May is National Masturbation Month
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connoisseur
Registered: 03/23/10
Posts: 2762
Loc: Brockton Heights, MA
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ESAD!
Edited by GOD (05/17/11 11:02 AM)
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#348395 - 05/17/11 11:29 AM
Re: May is National Masturbation Month
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axiomite
Registered: 02/05/06
Posts: 6000
Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia
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What, do I look German? I'm not into that genre ...
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#348399 - 05/17/11 11:36 AM
Re: May is National Masturbation Month
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axiomite
Registered: 12/27/08
Posts: 6417
Loc: It's all about the location.
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You don't like to pump youself up?
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