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#348405 - 05/17/11 12:12 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: Adrian]
Da_Gimp_Pimp Offline
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Registered: 06/23/07
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Can you guys pool your money together to get me a hooker so I can celebrate, too?
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#348417 - 05/17/11 12:54 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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Quote:
Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks to masturbate.


Ouch!!! shocked
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#348421 - 05/17/11 01:20 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: sonicfox]
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That sounds very knotty.
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#348425 - 05/17/11 01:49 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: Adrian]
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Gotta love a woman who knows what to do with a piece of hard wood.
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#348426 - 05/17/11 01:51 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: Adrian]
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Edit: Should have quoted Adrian. JP sniped me. Although this Booo goes out to you too.

Must I "Boooo" you again, Adrian? Enough with the PUNishment.
grin


Edited by Murph (05/17/11 01:53 PM)
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#348429 - 05/17/11 02:19 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: Murph]
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Adrian = Attila, King of the Puns.
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#348440 - 05/17/11 04:56 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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#348443 - 05/17/11 05:32 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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I'm just glad I work from home...
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#348445 - 05/17/11 05:44 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: danmagicman7]
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Originally Posted By: danmagicman7
I'm just glad I work from home...


I'm glad I'm not the one picking up your mail grin .
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