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#349895 - 06/10/11 12:15 AM Virgins, Whores, Wieners and Weiners
BobKay Offline
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Registered: 03/23/10
Posts: 2987
Loc: Massachusetts Badlands
Hey, Toneeee! Listen up. I got some 'dvice fa youz.

First o' alls, dat time in da gym don't seem ta be helpin' outchya face a whole lot. Hey, don't get me wrawng. I know dat da 60's is still in 'nd everyting, but I don't tink dat includes A'fred E. Newman.

Seriously, brudder, you coulda had dat blind guy's job. Ta get in all dis trouble and still be dry. I can't see wheah it's wort it.

Look, I know she's an x-ray and dat ain't whatcya always in da mood ta pound. Butcha know, it's cool dese days ta marry a whoah. Really! I seen dis show--dey got all dese crazy f'upped broads who's all married ta these rich and famous guys. Dey all look like whoahs. And I known some whoahs dat wasn't dat classy, but I'd radder be seen wit dem at Vinnie's Venetian Gahdens dan any dese bitches. I mean, a coupladem are real hot, but I wouldn't do 'em from anudda state, wit Rosie's strap-on tied to a goa'post.

Guy, George Clooney dated hahr. Dja know how many guys'd kill for Clooney's sloppies? Do ya? What is she? Ain't she like some princess from Tibet or summ'n? Buddy, you could use her connections some day, for like a pardon ya might need, or summ'n.

'memba how I told ya's dat da phone brought down de Anguilos and some a da udda fam'lies? But dey wasn't sendin' picthas o' dere schwanzes, ya know?

So, Tony, baby... Wait, what'd you say your last name was? Shit! Lemme see dat schwanz picthca. Holy f--kin' 'a.'

Ya ain't neva seen me or nuthin.'
I'm in a wholatta trouble. Ya know, mistakes like dis ain't' been so cool since Lepke got fried.

'memba, I knows wheah youz live and whatchya look like negged, so don't go doin' anyting stupid- like. I'm watchin' ya.


Edited by BobKay (06/10/11 12:17 AM)
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#349939 - 06/10/11 02:58 PM Re: Virgins, Whores, Wieners and Weiners [Re: BobKay]
medic8r Offline
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I was trying to figure out which celebrity accent I should read that in, but I failed.

Who would be good? Joe Pesci? Marlon Brando? Joan Rivers? Fat Tony from The Simpsons? Maccauley Culkin?
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#349940 - 06/10/11 04:05 PM Re: Virgins, Whores, Wieners and Weiners [Re: medic8r]
tomtuttle Online   happy
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Registered: 06/20/03
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Loc: Tacoma
Yeah, I was going with Tony Soprano.
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#349944 - 06/10/11 04:53 PM Re: Virgins, Whores, Wieners and Weiners [Re: tomtuttle]
Da_Gimp_Pimp Offline
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Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 3976
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Bob, you lose me within the first few words of your meandering soliloquies laugh .

But I love them because they're AWESOME smile !
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#349976 - 06/11/11 10:28 AM Re: Virgins, Whores, Wieners and Weiners [Re: medic8r]
BobKay Offline
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Originally Posted By: medic8r
I was trying to figure out which celebrity accent I should read that in, but I failed.

Who would be good? Joe Pesci? Marlon Brando? Joan Rivers? Fat Tony from The Simpsons? Maccauley Culkin?


When I was "composing" it, I was simultaneously thinking of Edward G. Robinson and Elmer Fudd.

Seriously, I encounter people who talk like that everyday since I've been a multi-degreed-failure tradesman. Crap, I had relatives that sounded almost that bad.

Cam, don't be concerned. By the 2nd paragraph of these thingies, I'm not sure anymore either.
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#349984 - 06/11/11 11:42 AM Re: Virgins, Whores, Wieners and Weiners [Re: medic8r]
St_PatGuy Offline
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Registered: 03/07/05
Posts: 7374
Loc: Glendale, Arizona
Originally Posted By: medic8r
I was trying to figure out which celebrity accent I should read that in, but I failed.

Who would be good? Joe Pesci? Marlon Brando? Joan Rivers? Fat Tony from The Simpsons? Maccauley Culkin?


I read it in Mark's accent.
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#349985 - 06/11/11 11:55 AM Re: Virgins, Whores, Wieners and Weiners [Re: St_PatGuy]
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Registered: 09/27/04
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I'm flattered!

Those that have spoken to me have told me I sound EXACTLY like Emo Phillips!
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#349986 - 06/11/11 11:58 AM Re: Virgins, Whores, Wieners and Weiners [Re: MarkSJohnson]
St_PatGuy Offline
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Mark, that made me LOL. laugh
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#349994 - 06/11/11 04:14 PM Re: Virgins, Whores, Wieners and Weiners [Re: BobKay]
fredk Offline
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Registered: 12/06/07
Posts: 6969
Loc: Canada
Dude. Your writing reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut.

... only on acid.

... and stranger.

When are you releasing your first book?
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#349998 - 06/11/11 04:56 PM Re: Virgins, Whores, Wieners and Weiners [Re: fredk]
MarkSJohnson Offline
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Loc: Central NH
He already has........

{{<<--~~ In His Mind~~~-->>}}
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