So now I have to worry about Beer Hip too?

At least you can tell people research has proven you're a hip dude.

You can be a "hipster" too.

Hmm. First time I've ever seen the phrase "beer hips" in print.

I think it's time for another Bob poll, my dear little swillhounds. Measure from the top of R pelvic bone to L pelvic bone (at your iliac crest) above your ass. Now do the same for front side to front side through the middle of your gut.

Please post your rear-to front ratio, so I can award the Porker Prize. It's like the Pritzger Prize for architecture, only less well known.

Great foreign commercial, even if the youTube post gives away the joke in the title (so I might as well, too):

Round up your mates for a GUINNESS this St. Patrick's Day.

"'Who's your daddy?' - that's what the dog is saying"

Awesome. Thanks!

I like that!

Mississippi conservatives.

I found the presentation of these pickup lines to be just perfect.

http://i.imgur.com/b1A55.jpg