Best ever excuse for not making it to work...

The road ate my car.

Hmm... Sludgeomation or Cryomation Tough choice...

This news article has ruined my faith in beavers. Have the Narnians been lying to us?

I want to know how he got to the second one

Well, when he walked in, there was that employee in the entrance that said "How can I help you today?"

I believe it Cat. I recall when I was thirteen or so and we rowed over too close to a dam while fishing. The beaver viciously attacked our rowboat to the point we were pretty scared and tried to beat him off with the oar. That just got him angrier. Since we figured he had the advantage because our boat was made of wood, we retreated. He didn't let off until we rowed to the very far side of the pond.

I have a very healthy respect for those guys now and give them thier space whenever possible.

I think the oar was too awkward.

Frustration could be viewed as anger.



What was on the other side of the pond? Likely a nice beaver I bet.


Gawd, I'm really sorry for dragging the boards down like this....

And now you're bringing religion into it.

Make a political statement and you'll score the hat trick.

Next time, carry a shotgun, cause beavers eat oars too.

Sinkhole just swallowed the entire state of Florida.