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#362643 - 01/04/12 12:14 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: MarkSJohnson]
BobKay Offline
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Registered: 03/23/10
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Loc: Massachusetts Badlands
Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
Originally Posted By: BobKay

I got up to s, s, & s, and went to the bathroom to begin 3rd “s”.

I know it's kind of personal, but in which room do you do the other two "S's"?

Same, room, just in reverse order.

I had to look up Bell's Palsy. I'm glad to hear the prognosis is very good.

It refuses to kill me, so it's all good.

I'd invite you up since you're not working anyway, but I'm afraid you'll scare my dog.

I know where you live. If Buddy's ever been out in THAT neighborhood, he's seen worse.

If Bill had made a slightly better photo of you in the funnel, I would have been able to make it into a great avatar.

My fear, exactly.

Elizabethan, indeed.

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#362651 - 01/04/12 01:51 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: BobKay]
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Registered: 06/20/03
Posts: 8146
Loc: Tacoma
<imagine me contributing something witty here>

Gah! Bob, are you uncomfortable or in pain? I hope that you will feel better soon.
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#362663 - 01/04/12 03:02 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: tomtuttle]
BobKay Offline
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Loc: Massachusetts Badlands
Originally Posted By: tomtuttle
<imagine me contributing something witty here>

Gah! Bob, are you uncomfortable or in pain? I hope that you will feel better soon.


Funny that you would choose the "word," "gah."
At the moment, that's how I say your name!

Nah, I'm OK, thanks, Tom (gah). You know what they say...

"And I in my ketchup and Papa in his cap
Had just settled down for a long-winded crap...

Gawd! Where'd that come from?

I meant to say... Whatever doesn't kill me, is more money in my dealer's pocket. No, that wasn't it either. I'll get back.

Really, I'm fi, fff, f, fene.
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#362665 - 01/04/12 03:14 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: BobKay]
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Some perspective:

After sending that original post as an email (w/pic) to a few friends, here are three responses:

"Bells' Palsy! That's a crappy way to ring in the New Year."

From an AZ friend who hasn't been up for a visit in 3 years:

"Bob! OMG! I'm stunned! When did you get a dog?"

And, finally:
"I guess this puts an end to your flugelhorn career dreams, eh?"

See what I've wrought?
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#362668 - 01/04/12 03:54 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: BobKay]
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Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia
Funny stuff!

Gold medal: friend 2
Silver: friend 1
Bronze: friend 3
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#362671 - 01/04/12 04:02 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: medic8r]
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JP, you obviously don't have an appreciation of how deep Bob's flugelhorn career dreams go, do you?
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#362723 - 01/04/12 10:26 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: MarkSJohnson]
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Loc: Holbrook, MA
Where I can I buy the chains that dental assistants use to secure the napkin around your neck? I want to buy Bob a really really nice one.
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#362770 - 01/05/12 11:00 AM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: Lampshade]
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Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 3976
Loc: Sitting down somewhere
Originally Posted By: Lampshade
Where I can I buy the chains that dental assistants use to secure the napkin around your neck? I want to buy Bob a really really nice one.


Just grab a chain from an old vertical venetian blind -or snag one from Bobs windows- and put a clasp on each end.
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#362775 - 01/05/12 11:26 AM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: Da_Gimp_Pimp]
BobKay Offline
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Registered: 03/23/10
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Loc: Massachusetts Badlands
Originally Posted By: Powertothepeople
Originally Posted By: Lampshade
Where I can I buy the chains that dental assistants use to secure the napkin around your neck? I want to buy Bob a really really nice one.


Just grab a chain from an old vertical venetian blind -or snag one from Bobs windows- and put a clasp on each end.


I've been around here for almost a couple of years now and I have never, ever been so offended by anyone!

That was just plain mean...and tacky.

How dare you! Vertical blinds! In MY house?!?!? Over my dead new altered face!
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#362863 - 01/05/12 11:49 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: BobKay]
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Registered: 11/08/05
Posts: 1140
Loc: Holbrook, MA
Wait a minute......Bells palsy.......or..........

Botox disaster?
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