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#362643 - 01/04/12 12:14 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: MarkSJohnson]
BobTheAlterBoy connoisseur Registered: 03/23/10 Posts: 2758 Loc: Brockton Heights, MA	Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson Originally Posted By: BobKay I got up to s, s, & s, and went to the bathroom to begin 3rd “s”. I know it's kind of personal, but in which room do you do the other two "S's"? Same, room, just in reverse order. I had to look up Bell's Palsy. I'm glad to hear the prognosis is very good. It refuses to kill me, so it's all good. I'd invite you up since you're not working anyway, but I'm afraid you'll scare my dog. I know where you live. If Buddy's ever been out in THAT neighborhood, he's seen worse. If Bill had made a slightly better photo of you in the funnel, I would have been able to make it into a great avatar. My fear, exactly. Elizabethan, indeed. _________________________ Russian shitheads! Now I can't carry my Dutch oven around in my backpack anymore!
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#362651 - 01/04/12 01:51 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: BobTheAlterBoy]
tomtuttle axiomite Registered: 06/20/03 Posts: 7650 Loc: Tacoma	<imagine me contributing something witty here> Gah! Bob, are you uncomfortable or in pain? I hope that you will feel better soon. _________________________ We are a whole community of "that guy" - StPatGuy
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#362663 - 01/04/12 03:02 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: tomtuttle]
BobTheAlterBoy connoisseur Registered: 03/23/10 Posts: 2758 Loc: Brockton Heights, MA	Originally Posted By: tomtuttle <imagine me contributing something witty here> Gah! Bob, are you uncomfortable or in pain? I hope that you will feel better soon. Funny that you would choose the "word," "gah." At the moment, that's how I say your name! Nah, I'm OK, thanks, Tom (gah). You know what they say... "And I in my ketchup and Papa in his cap Had just settled down for a long-winded crap... Gawd! Where'd that come from? I meant to say... Whatever doesn't kill me, is more money in my dealer's pocket. No, that wasn't it either. I'll get back. Really, I'm fi, fff, f, fene. _________________________ Russian shitheads! Now I can't carry my Dutch oven around in my backpack anymore!
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#362665 - 01/04/12 03:14 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: BobTheAlterBoy]
BobTheAlterBoy connoisseur Registered: 03/23/10 Posts: 2758 Loc: Brockton Heights, MA	Some perspective: After sending that original post as an email (w/pic) to a few friends, here are three responses: "Bells' Palsy! That's a crappy way to ring in the New Year." From an AZ friend who hasn't been up for a visit in 3 years: "Bob! OMG! I'm stunned! When did you get a dog?" And, finally: "I guess this puts an end to your flugelhorn career dreams, eh?" See what I've wrought? _________________________ Russian shitheads! Now I can't carry my Dutch oven around in my backpack anymore!
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#362668 - 01/04/12 03:54 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: BobTheAlterBoy]
medic8r axiomite Registered: 02/05/06 Posts: 5972 Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia	Funny stuff! Gold medal: friend 2 Silver: friend 1 Bronze: friend 3 _________________________ "Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." - Mahatma Gandhi
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#362671 - 01/04/12 04:02 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: medic8r]
MarkSJohnson shareholder in the making Registered: 09/27/04 Posts: 10189 Loc: 543 miles North of VAST	JP, you obviously don't have an appreciation of how deep Bob's flugelhorn career dreams go, do you? _________________________ ::::::: “Yum. I'd love to gnaw on those with my ears." :::::::
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#362723 - 01/04/12 10:26 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: MarkSJohnson]
Lampshade connoisseur Registered: 11/08/05 Posts: 1067 Loc: Holbrook, MA	Where I can I buy the chains that dental assistants use to secure the napkin around your neck? I want to buy Bob a really really nice one. _________________________ M3 and Manley Stingray M80 and Pioneer SC 55
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#362770 - 01/05/12 11:00 AM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: Lampshade]
PopeBobAltarBoy connoisseur Registered: 06/23/07 Posts: 3915 Loc: The Papal Apartments	Originally Posted By: Lampshade Where I can I buy the chains that dental assistants use to secure the napkin around your neck? I want to buy Bob a really really nice one. Just grab a chain from an old vertical venetian blind -or snag one from Bobs windows- and put a clasp on each end. _________________________ Goodnight oracle Bob. Here's your bedtime glass of warm milk with Viagra and OxyContin.
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#362775 - 01/05/12 11:26 AM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: PopeBobAltarBoy]
BobTheAlterBoy connoisseur Registered: 03/23/10 Posts: 2758 Loc: Brockton Heights, MA	Originally Posted By: Powertothepeople Originally Posted By: Lampshade Where I can I buy the chains that dental assistants use to secure the napkin around your neck? I want to buy Bob a really really nice one. Just grab a chain from an old vertical venetian blind -or snag one from Bobs windows- and put a clasp on each end. I've been around here for almost a couple of years now and I have never, ever been so offended by anyone! That was just plain mean...and tacky. How dare you! Vertical blinds! In MY house?!?!? Over my dead new altered face! _________________________ Russian shitheads! Now I can't carry my Dutch oven around in my backpack anymore!
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#362863 - 01/05/12 11:49 PM Re: The Vatican Dumpster [Re: BobTheAlterBoy]
Lampshade connoisseur Registered: 11/08/05 Posts: 1067 Loc: Holbrook, MA	Wait a minute......Bells palsy.......or.......... Botox disaster? _________________________ M3 and Manley Stingray M80 and Pioneer SC 55
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