Option 1 Spend $25,000 to get drunk maybe two or three times, and use the bottle's label as a belt buckle, as part of a belt, to keep one's pants up.
Option 2 Spend $25,000 or less on very fine Audio & Video gear for many,many years of very satisfying home entertainment, and risk showing one's butt crack.
I'm going for option..................... now wait a second I'm still thinking about this................................. I think I'll go with................................ boy is this a tough choice.................................. I got to say........................................... okay option 2 !!!
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