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#277798 - 11/05/09 02:08 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: Murph]
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#277946 - 11/06/09 06:54 PM Re: A Mans Journey... [Re: CV]
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 33 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 40 I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that after 20 years of marriage she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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#277947 - 11/06/09 07:05 PM Re: A Mans Journey... [Re: fredk]
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#277950 - 11/06/09 08:37 PM Re: A Mans Journey... [Re: SirQuack]
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The guy who sent me the email will appreciate those.
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#278026 - 11/07/09 01:01 PM Re: A Mans Journey... [Re: fredk]
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#278037 - 11/07/09 05:29 PM Re: A Mans Journey... [Re: fredk]
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#278236 - 11/09/09 01:18 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: medic8r]
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I just watched this very entertaining CG cartoon about a rookie CIA agent's run-in with a pigeon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjUAnPc2VA
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#278399 - 11/10/09 05:48 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: pmbuko]
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#278404 - 11/10/09 07:29 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: fredk]
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Yeah. Especially the eyes.


Edited by MarkSJohnson (11/10/09 07:32 AM)
Edit Reason: (I stole a GIF from Jack just for this post!)
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#278416 - 11/10/09 09:01 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: MarkSJohnson]
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I find it very hard to believe that they could endure the high pressure spray of a car wash. Especially on...........the eyes.

I know my ..........eyes....are shrinking back into my body just thinking about it.

Also, depending on what options they paid for, waxing my ..........eyes.... also paints a disturbing picture that I don't want to think about, either.

I now understand why my dog never liked the car wash. He takes very good care when he washes his.........eyes.... also.
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