I keep getting the urge to share funny things with you guys (the mind boggles), but I feel weird putting them in the Jokes thread. They're not the traditional jokes.

So instead of putting every single one in a new post, I thought that I'd offer a new thread and see if it catches on. I'm hoping that this thread can be an additional place where we can all visit when we need a laugh.

My first offering is a few bumper stickers that I saw online. These I ordered and will actually put on my car. They make quite the pair:

"Be nice to America - or we'll bring democracy to your country!"
"At least the war on the environment is going well"

This one I bought for a friend, but it may apply to me as well:

"Not even I can prevent narcissism."

I am in Windows HELL at work today and am not in the mood for funny.

Peter being in Windows HELL makes me laugh!

Here's a funny top ten list of "Unfortunately Named People". The comments offer as many good ones as the list!

Yup, Dr. Richard Chopp is quite a legend in Austin! I was going to add that one if it wasn't there.

Rich

Door cleaners, annoyed with people who leave smudges on the door's glass instead of pushing on the handle, do the only sensible thing: remove the glass and record what happens.

That's almost as good as this revenge video made by someone tired of their roommate slamming the front door...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=17822288

My pet peeve is people that step on the threshold of the door frame where the weatherstripping is... step OVER the door frame... you don't step onto the rocker panels when you get in your car, do you?

Maybe I'll have to set up an IED attached to the threshold and record the hilarity.

Bren R.

That sounds like an appropriate level of response.

I never said it had to remove a leg.

Besides, you're Irish, you should understand the draw.

Bren R.