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#54433 - 07/06/05 08:08 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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LMAO ... I liked that. The first thing that went through my mind ... "A rooster is a co*k, a lawyer is a di*k" ...

My wife is a blonde attorney, BTW. Great combo.
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#54434 - 07/06/05 10:19 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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Appreciated indeed, Peter. Just think if it would have been on a 220V circuit! Wonderful to bring some of our newer members the chance to appreciate our humor which would have otherwise been lost in antiquity.
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#54435 - 07/07/05 12:30 AM Re: OT: Jokes
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Zing!
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#54436 - 07/07/05 01:38 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra ?



He gets taller.
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#54437 - 07/07/05 03:54 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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That's O.K., I tried Viagara once, but it got caught in my throat - I walked around with a stiff neck for 2 days!
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#54438 - 07/07/05 04:03 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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Registered: 05/16/02
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Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wakes up with solution in hand.

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.
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#54439 - 07/07/05 07:06 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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Confucius say: Virginity like balloon. One prick, all gone.
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#54440 - 07/07/05 07:16 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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Registered: 08/17/04
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This is a gross one so please, if you get offended do not read.


What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full.

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#54441 - 07/07/05 07:38 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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But this one might be worse.

George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Karl Rove are flying on Air Force One.

Bush looks at Cheney, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Cheney shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Rove says, "Of course then, I could throw one hundred $1 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to the co-pilot, "Such bigshots back there....., I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy."
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#54442 - 07/07/05 07:54 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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Registered: 05/31/05
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Loc: Atlanta
Keep 'em coming Peter!
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