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And another for you...

Did you ever hear about Alexander Graham Bellski?

He was the first telephone pole.

Very groanable indeed, Peter, but it does open a new category. Why does the new Polish navy use glass-bottom boats? So that they can see the old Polish navy.

Speaking of the Polish Navy..

Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?
A. Put it in water.

Which brings us to this...

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be burried at sea
when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.

- groan -

Ba-dump-dump.

As the resident killjoy, I'll point out that Peter is Polish.

So is my wife, her maiden name was Sisak which was shortened by her father by several letters...of which included a couple of 'Y's and 'K's. Unless she looks it up, she can't remember how to spell it. I've been told some good ones by her Dad a time or two.

I apologize if you took offense Peter.

I thought this was extremly funny. However, I'm not too sure that a Canadian run fourm is the best place to post this article. http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

>>I'm not too sure that a Canadian run fourm is the best place to post this article.

Agreed... most of us Canadians printed it out and hung it on the cubicle wall a long time ago, so the US folks will get more of a laugh

Now we're planning to get a big-ass Amphibious Assault ship so we can invade Chicago.

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I apologize if you took offense Peter.

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Why I oughta... You'd have to try a lot harder than that to offend.