"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another." - Jonathan Swift
and a few from Bill Cosby:
"Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes."
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic."
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." - Mahatma Gandhi