And that could be pale, indeed! (We've never met, but I'm gonna stick my neck out here and assume you are very, very white.)
Oh, it's worse--I'm Swedish AND Irish. So, I'm pretty much a milky translucent version of white, prone to spontaneously combust when I am in the sun. That is, when I'm not wearing my specially designed NASA suit outside.
*********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose