Once upon a time there was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse out in the country.

One morning, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."

The mama mole popped her head outside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes."

The baby mole tried to stick his head out of the hole to get a whiff, but became frustrated because the two bigger moles were in the way. Unable to take it any longer, the baby mole mumbled, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."
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