I say we go back to this morning's subwoofer issue and load it down with a sack of bricks again.
I think that is going to be my new solution for everything.

CD skipping? Load it down with bricks.
Boss is nagging you? Give him a pillow case of heavy sand.
Car engine not working? Toss some cinder blocks in there.
Neighbors cat keeps dumping in your flower bed?.....

"Those who preach the myths of audio are ignorant of truth."