So in this thread, danmagicman7 asks if we can turn a thread into a sitcom.

Why not?

What I'm wondering is, who should we cast? So in this thread I am inviting all of you guys to answer this question:

Who should play you in the Axiom sitcom/movie/musical?

I'll start. I will be played by Hank Azaria. I know, it seems like too obvious a choice because he plays a psychiatrist on TV (Huff). But he also voices many of the Simpsons, and I am always doing Simpsons impressions.

I really wanted to pick Jon Stewart because we have the same snarky sense of humor, but I'm about a foot taller than him (isn't everybody?) and non-Jewish.

Feel free to also volunteer casting choices for other Axiom regulars as well. Who could be played by John Malkovich or Christopher Walken?


Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.