Sorry for the hijack, but one more:

In Austin, TX there is a urologist who is well known around town as *the* man to go to for a vasectomy. His name? Richard Chopp, but all of his clients call him....

I swear this is true, and anyone can look him up. I know I sure did when I first moved here 10 years ago because I didn't believe anybody!

Regards,
Rich