This is not the usual joke, just some really snarky commentary from
http://www.wwtdd.com, one of my favorite celebrity gossip sites. The accompanying photos clearly show a puffy-lipped Brit:
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Britney Spears was seen leaving a plastic surgeons office, and then all weekend she was photographed covering her mouth. Oh, I know, this master of deception has done it again. We’ve got a real mystery on our hands. I wonder what she did? Hmmm. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess she got collagen injected into her lips. And although I can think of worse things than girls with thick and less sensitive lips, this is Britney Spears, so she probably just had them injected so she could eat more ice cream without getting cold. Later she was seen at a veterinarian's office asking if they can unhinge her jaw like a python. Then she rubbed her hands together and explained, "Ima eat me a piggy in one swaller."
