CatBrat:Am fond of your graphic. Always been interested in self-immolation, ever since the age of 13 when a cab driver in my city did it on the State House steps----successfully!
A joke for today. (So many people greet this with a blank stare when verbally told, so I'll see what happens here.)
A Taiwanese national is on his first vacation trip to NYC. He's been there for a few days now and he feels somewhat confident that he's getting a read on the people, the lingo and the place.
He's at 42nd Street & Fifth after visiting the NY Public Library.
He wants to get to his next destination, but need directions.
Spotting a cab stand, he leans into an open passenger window and queries the driver, "Ahhhh, you tew me how-a get to Empiyah State Biwding, or shoul' I jus' go fuck-a mysewf right now!?!?"
Last edited by BobKay; 03/25/10 05:13 PM.
