Perhaps the vibration could eliminate the need for the Vinturi on your wine, though.
Actually there is another "gadget" out there which is a magnet wine coaster that markets the idea it can age wine. For every hour the bottle sits on this magnet it says it ages the bottle 1 year. Considering the subwoofer is one LARGE magnet, i guess i could age all my bottles in an afternoon and more than one at once!
"Those who preach the myths of audio are ignorant of truth."