Well here's the thing, just naming your son Ian doesn't quite entitle you to a free pair of M80's (I think its actually M22's you get free).
On the other hand if your son is THE Ian, then I'd say he'd better come up off of a set of M80's for you pronto, or you should ground him to his mansion!

My Stuff :

M80's
QS8's
VP150
EP800
Denon 4802
Emotiva XPA-3
Samsung BD-P3600
Sharp 65 Inch Aquos LCD