From the official transcript of the 4-16-10 episode of Larry King Live:

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KING: And you will be touring all summer?

NELSON: We will be touring all summer and we'll go to Europe and we'll come back just in time to do picnic.

KING: Got a joke?

NELSON: I've got some but I'm not sure, they're, you know.

KING: Anyone say, you could change the world?

NELSON: How about a golfing joke.

KING: A golfing joke.

NELSON: Yes. A golfing joke. This lady went to the pro shop and told the pro, a bee had stung her. Do you have anything for a bee sting in and he said, well, where did it sting you? She said, between the first and second hole. He said, well, first of all, your stance is too wide.


Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.