Having a bad day?
We've all had bad days before and maybe wished it ended up like this...
There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink, when a large, trouble-making biker steps up to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well!! Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY...I can't stand to see a man crying!"
"This is the worst day of my life," I tell him."I'm a complete failure, I was late to a meeting so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardner and my dog bit me."
"So I came here to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and wait here for the arsenic to dissolve, then some jacka$$ shows up and drinks the whole thing!! but enough about me...how's your day going?"
