As I was taking pictures of my fireplace, and thinking about how I was going to give it a facelift, I discovered that my cat has hypnotic eyes that flash messages to my brain, telling me things like, "You will feed me big fish", "You will pet me until your hands are raw", "No, you cannot leave the house for many naps at a time, but must stay home and do MY bidding." "Ha ha ha ha".



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