For the first time in decades, I used the word "pasted" to connote innebriated.

There are over 100 words/phrases in English slang that connote 'under the influence." Many are national/regional, so might be interesting and new to many.

legless, 3 sheets to the wind, blottoed, hammered....

Surprise us. Extra points for already being drunk before noon (EST). Dble. points for PST. See, Ken, I'm not that much of a zonist.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.