Axiom Home Page Forums General Discussion The Water Cooler What Do You Want from Life?

Well, you cant have that, but if you are an Amercian citizen you are entitled to:

A heated, kidney-shpaed pool
A microwave oven. Don't watch the food cook
A Dynagym, all personally demonstrated in the privacy of your own home
A king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum
A foolproof plan AND an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry
A Gucci shoe tree
A year's supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and, Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored Third Reich swizzle stick
Rosemary's Baby!
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador
A new Mastadon
A Maverick, a Mustang, a Merc Montclair
A Mark IV, a Meteor, a Mercedes, a Mac Truck
A Mazda
A new Monza!
A moped
A Winnebago. Calihernia Winnebago's. We're givin' 'em away
Or how 'bout a McCullough chain saw?
A Las Vegas wedding?
A Mexican divorce?
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or
A baby's arm holding an apple?

Sorry, been listening to The Tubes all weekend.
Had ta get it outta my head.