This coming Sunday is officially National Pet Parents Day.

Hmmm? What gifts to get for all my overweight women friends who live alone with cats. Here, "alone with" is NOT an oxymoron.

New at Denny's: A Bacon Sunday!

Yep! Vanilla (phony) ice cream, with bacon bits (also probably fake--Bacos?) scattered in between each scoop. I wonder if the bits in the sundae are served warm?

I doubt the topping is whipped, sweetened lard, but it should be. I'll bet it is at Denny's' in Mexico.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.