From this post forward, I will be confining all of my disingenuous nonsense here. It will be easier to find, simpler to ignore.
If ya didn't see the screen name progessing toward something, well, then...
It's very funny to log in and see "Welcome GOD" in the upper right of the page.
You know my attention span, so I'll just be GOD for a while, then, who knows?
MANDOLINE WIND
I started looking to purchase a mandoline yesterday.
Every search engine brought me to mandolin stuff. I looked it up in Webster's, to be sure I was spelling it correctly, and it wan't in there.
So I drove to the kitchen store to see if they had any at all, just to be sure that the internet was wrong, and there they were.
I returned home and added some slice-and-dice words to my search, and bang, scores of 'em.
$20-$250. Hmmm? Was planning to top out @ c-note.
Let's check out some of the user reviews for the better ones.
"It's the best ever!" "It's a piece of shit and I sent it back the next day."
"It performed nicely even on an over-ripe tomato."
"I tried a firm tomato and got chunks, seeds and puddles, but no slices."
"The slicing options are great." "The slider bed is too narrow."
So, now my original excitment over getting something I've thought about for decades has been stalled-----muddied and confused by opinions.
I'm beginning to sorely miss uninformed, trial and error consuming. How do you think people end up with 3 blenders, 6 vegetable peelers and a Renault?
