How could you let me down? Though you are, in effect, a serial killer, with at least 19 bodies at your feet, you were my Public Enemy hero.

To have created a network that allowed you to evade international authorities for decades is truly amazing.

However, your trial could be a bigger circus than OJ's. I'm soooooo excited. They'll probably try your moll first. I hope that she put out for all your friends and will have to detail that during testimony.

In the end, your sentence should be to have 1 cu" of you surgically removed every week---televised. God, the Nazis didn't even think of that. Then again, they didn't have television.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.