Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
Ha ha, I had an ex-girlfriend who owned a chihuahua. I had to make sure I didn't leave any articles of clothing on the floor. Not that he'd steal anything, but he'd poop on them.


I believe that Chihuahua's are capable of very astute fashion criticism.

At a gallery opening of mine in Houston, a dog walked in, looked around the room, peed on the carpet, and immediately departed.

My dealer said, "Everyone in Texas is a critic."


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.