Speaking of Cockney, if anyone's looking for a humorous read, there is a version of the bible in Cockney. I'm pretty sure it's just called "The Bible in Cockney".
Edit - Yup, here
I think it's just as funny when it's not in Cockney.
Ooooh! I shoud do a gay one! It will be called The Boble.
Or The Gible, or neither.