Originally Posted By: fredk
We MUST know!


Hmm. First time I've ever seen the phrase "beer hips" in print.

I think it's time for another Bob poll, my dear little swillhounds. Measure from the top of R pelvic bone to L pelvic bone (at your iliac crest) above your ass. Now do the same for front side to front side through the middle of your gut.

Please post your rear-to front ratio, so I can award the Porker Prize. It's like the Pritzger Prize for architecture, only less well known.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.