I'm sorry I deleted it, but a friend emailed me a picture of Bill Clinton today. In it, Bill was entering a large room, about to walk up the 3 steps to the podium, both arms in the air in two big, static "howdys," sporting a gigantic smile.

The caption read: Did somebody mention Columbian prostitutes?


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.