Originally Posted By: Ken.C

Add a ton of sugar and a gallon of cream, and I'm happy.


After dinner one Christmas, years ago, my Grandma (who was in her late eighties at the time) watched me make a cup of coffee. I poured a generous amount of cream and copious amounts of sugar and Grandma remarked, "You're not making coffee, you're making syrup."

She drank her's black.


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