America, who are you going to believe? An angry toddler or a cute, lovable, furry blue monster?

I have it on good authority that this so-called audio expert has never actually played a CD. He's too busy trying to cut his teeth on them. Furthermore, don't trust your ears to someone who is known to have put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich into his VCR.

Let me be clear: toddler Ken's plan just doesn't add up.

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.