Good story, Mark.

Every CVT I've driven has been absolutely awful.

I liked the Genesis Coupe I drove a few years ago. Lots of compelling Hyundais. Never thought I'd type that sentence.

I'm going to make her decline the Abarth version. I think it's kind of cool. Probably not any more reliable than a Mini, though.

Jeezus, I'm considering an Italian Chrysler? WAKE UP, ME! AAAAAHHHHHGGGGG!

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