This guy goes golfing with his buddy, a doctor. The doctor says, you haven't had a check up in years, you should come in.

He does, the doctor takes him into his study and tells him he has good news and bad, which does he want to hear first?

The bad news.

Well, today is Thursday, tomorrow your vision will become cloudy, Saturday, you will experience excruciating pain, and by Sunday, you will be dead, nothing to be done about it.

Jeez, What is the good news?

You see my new secretary?

I'm f**ing her.

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