Originally Posted By oakvillematt
Originally Posted By BobKay
You mean she was attractive. "Hot" cannot be discerned under 14 yards of polyester pant suit.


Polyester pant suit.. are you playing Leisure Suit Larry again Bob?


The unisex, polyester pantsuit was a crime unleashed upon an unwitting public right around 1970. Those us of wannabee hippies derided them. Hence: "If it melts rather than burns when you light it, don't wear it." Keep on truckin,' Mama!

Really, if the head of your ciggie fell into your polyester-clad lap, your pants turned into Napalm.

Last edited by BobKay; 04/02/16 06:51 PM.

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