Sinead was reported "missing and suicidal" over the weekend (yawn), but I got my hopes up for nothing. They found her and the black Raleigh motorized bike with the pink basket in a Chicago suburb. Of course it was a suburb. IN the city, they cut bitches with pink baskets.

At the moment, Ozzy is missing, too, but he does that from time to time, even when he's home.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.