I do, Mark, of course, but your levity underscores the gravity of the situation.

One never turns their back on the Rock Fame Gods. The punishments can be harsh. The only thing they hate more than turning to jazz is becoming Christian Hip Hop.

Wait! I forgot! There IS one worse: calling for the death of Salmon Rushdie! Cat Stevens is gonna get his, for sure.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.