I'd help you, Blair. The problem is, everytime I help some guy, his wife hates me because I end up throwing all the shit she's accumulated over the years out of the A/V space. I also re-arrange the furniture and speakers. I even pull most of the furniture out of the room. The guy then hears the end result and is so blown away, he can't wait until she moves out!
Serenity can help you over the phone and email. He does it for a living and uses science. I'm an empiricist myself because I enjoy aural masturbation.