Adjustable Face Lift
A 40-year-old woman, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With a pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several plastic surgeons before choosing the best money could buy. The doctor assured her that he could make her look young for many more years thanks to a new technique he used.
After the operation, the doctor told her that he had put a screw behind each ear that she could tighten as needed, to maintain her fresh young look.
The woman was pleased with her surgery for many years until one morning when she noticed bags under her eyes. She stormed furiously into the doctor's office and demanded to know why there were bags under her eyes.
The doctor replied, "Lady, those aren't bags, they're your breasts, and if you don't stop turning those screws you'll soon have a beard!"
