Peter, possibly golfers need more humor to ease the pain of failure; but speaking of pain in golf, two women were starting from the first tee. The first hooked her drive right into a group of four men nearby. One was hit, put his hands to his crotch, and dropped to the ground in pain.
Horrified, the woman rushed up to the man, who was still lying on the ground in a fetal position with his hands buried in his crotch. "I can take care of that for you; it's all right, I'm a physical therapist", she told him.
But the guy gasped "It'll probably be okay in a couple minutes. Never mind".
Wanting to nevertheless help, she lifted his hands, loosened his pants at the waist, and reached inside down to his crotch. She proceeded to massage his privates and after a couple minutes asked "How does that feel?".
"That feels great", he replied, "but my thumb still hurts like hell".
