Whitney, you may have heard why they kicked Snow White out of the toy box. She sat on Pinochio's nose and started yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
And speaking of handsaws, there was the woman who came home unexpectedly and caught her husband in bed with another woman. With strength born of her fury she dragged him into his garage workshop, clamped his penis in a vise and padlocked it shut. She then picked up a hacksaw, and seeing this he screamed " No, no, you're not going to cut it off?" With a smile she replied "No; you are. I'm setting fire to the garage".
