While we're all confessing our deepest, darkest secrets, I just want to step forward and admit that the first concert I ever attended was a Michael Bolton show. My mom loved him and she dragged my whole family along when he came to town. When he sang his version of "Lean On Me," the middle-aged woman next to us started moaning, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I would LOVE to lean on you, Michael."

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with Sutter, though. The only credit this man deserves is as one of the greatest abominations of all time. The other day, I saw him on TV doing something called "Hottest Babes of the 90s" where he named a few '90s celebrities and complained that they married someone other than him. It was really weird.

I did really like him in "Office Space," though

And don't any of you be hatin' on Michael Jackson. Pedophile or not, that's some solid pop music right there.