Great avatar, Amie!

I've been trying to convince myself that it's just as well I'm unable to attend. Here's my latest attempt.

If I COULD attend, I'd just be sitting on Ian and Amie's dock night and day, with a pair of binoculars, trying to see in Shania's window's. She'd spot me, I'd be arrested, go to jail, and bring terrible embarrassment to all involved.

How's that? It's NOT helping.

Jack

"People generally quarrel because they cannot argue." - G. K. Chesterton