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Re: Christmas Parodies
#118343 12/03/05 11:56 AM
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It's The Most Wonderful Kind Of A Beer

Drink the most wonderful kind of a beer.
In the bar, rebel-yelling,
There is nobody telling us
"Get out of here."
It's the most wonderful kind of a beer.

Here's the hap-happiest reason of all:
Fellow boozers send greetings
At our party meetings.
We're having a ball.
That's the hap-happiest reason of all.

Drinking parties we're hosting
To fun, we are toasting.
Our parents do not really know.
There'll be lots of tall stories
In bar lavatories
Of Bush business long, long ago.

Drink the most wonderful kind of a beer.
No one knows where we're going.
We're smart for not showing
What we're doing here.
It's the most wonderful kind of a beer.


(instrumental break)

...That's the hap-happiest reason of all.

Drinking parties we're hosting
To fun, we are toasting.
Our parents do not really know.
There'll be lots of tall stories
In bar lavatories
Of Bush business long, long ago.

Drink the most wonderful kind of a beer.
No one knows where we're going.
We're smart for not showing
What we're doing here.
It's the most wonderful kind of a beer.



Sutter

Re: Christmas Parodies
#118344 12/03/05 12:11 PM
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The 12 Ghetto Days Of Christmas

On de fert dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
A 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de secont dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de therd dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de fort dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de fit dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de scixt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
A scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de sibint day of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de ate dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give to me!!
Ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de nite day of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de tint dey of Crimmus my boo dun give ta me!!
Tin freaks a freakin,
nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de levint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Levin jacked up hoopties,
tin freaks a freakin,
nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de twelt day of Crimmus my boo dun give ta me!!
Twelb gubmint cheez,
levin jacked up hoopties,
tin freaks a freakin,
nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.



Sutter

Re: Christmas Parodies
#118345 12/03/05 12:29 PM
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Uhhhh....huhuh....Ok then. Sleep tight, Sutter.


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Re: Christmas Parodies
#118346 12/03/05 12:59 PM
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EVERY TOY YOU BREAK ( "Every Breath You Take")

Every toy you break
Every mess you make
Every bug you bake
Every cold you fake
Santa's watchin' you

Every cat you kick
Every nose you pick
Every floor you lick
If you bathe too quick
Santa's watchin' you

Oh, kid get wise
Can't shake Santa's spies
His surveillance guys
They beat the FBI's

Every loog you spit
Every friend you hit
Every class you ditch
Every fit you pitch
Santa's watchin' you

Santa's coming, there's just so much he'll take
So you had better be good for goodness sake
If you get stiffed on the toys that's your mistake
He sees you sleeping and knows when you're awake
So I beg you, wear pajamas please!

Every bed you wet
Every burp you let
If your mom's upset
Here's your Christmas threat:
Santa's watchin' you

Got his elves deployed
I'd be paranoid
Santa's watchin' you

Santa's watchin' you...


Sutter

Re: Christmas Parodies
#118347 12/03/05 01:06 PM
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MAXED-OUT CREDIT CARDS ( "Here Comes Santa Claus")

Maxed-out credit cards
Maxed-out credit cards
That's what Santa Claus brings
Makes sure we gets DVD sets
Of Lord of the Rings
Bow in thanks to great big banks
Who lend us holiday thrills
Hope the toys'll still work next month
When Santa Claus brings the bills

Second mortgages
Second mortgages
Pay for ATVs
Trucks and boats and coonskin coats
And plasma-screen TVs
Keeping up with Numbnuts Jones
Gets more expensive each year
So if Santa Claus don't bring food
We'll capture and eat his deer

Chapter 7
Chapter 11
And maybe Chapter 13
I declare it don't seem fair
To throw the book at me
Repossessors, mob collectors
Seem extremely upset
So block the chimney and lock the doors
'Cause Santa Claus brings me debt!





Sutter

Re: Christmas Parodies
#118348 12/03/05 01:12 PM
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OVERDECORATED ( "Complicated")

Slow down - what we shoppin' for?
This town's got too many stores
And if we hit one more TJ Maxx
I'll collapse!

Let's go home and watch the game
Before I go more insane
We'll park 'round the creche and play with fate
To navigate

The trains on the floor
The wreaths on the door
The icicle strands
The nutcracker bands
Reindeer on the lawn
The fear of the monstrous tree
Tell me

Don't you think the house is just a bit too decorated?
We just plug in the
Lights and every circuit in the state's obliterated
Every year we
Got the noise
From the toys
Garland chains
Candy canes
Santa's sleigh
And the spray-on snow
Compared to us the Rockefeller Center is understated
Ho ho ho

At night, man our yard's a trip
More lights than the Vegas strip
We're the only residential place
Seen from space

Neighbors claim they're going blind
We should hang some warning signs
It's a shame when friends misplace their young
Here among

The trains on the floor
The angels galore
The star chandeliers
The china from Sears
The gingerbread boys
The voice from the talking tree:
Flock me!

Why'd you have to go and buy all these decorations?
All this elec-
tricity would light a couple Eastern European nations
Every year we
Got the stress
Of the guests
Hanging socks
And the box-
es and bows
Heaven knows that we are
Livin' in a house like Chevy Chase's in the third Vacation
Ho ho -

Don't you think the house is just a bit too decorated?
The children found your
Egg nog, now they're sledding off the roof intoxicated
Every year you
Deck the halls
And the malls
Overspend
On the red
And the green
When it's cleanup time you'll
Find me at the beach on Christmas Island where I've relocated

Ho ho ho


Sutter

Re: Christmas Parodies
#118349 12/03/05 02:10 PM
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Re: Christmas Parodies
#118350 12/05/05 10:49 AM
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The 12 Ghetto Days Of Christmas

On de fert dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
A 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de secont dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de therd dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de fort dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de fit dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de scixt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
A scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de sibint day of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de ate dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give to me!!
Ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de nite day of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de tint dey of Crimmus my boo dun give ta me!!
Tin freaks a freakin,
nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de levint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Levin jacked up hoopties,
tin freaks a freakin,
nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de twelt day of Crimmus my boo dun give ta me!!
Twelb gubmint cheez,
levin jacked up hoopties,
tin freaks a freakin,
nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.
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suter

With all due respect, but a comment like that is not entirely true and isn't always the case.

As a growing up in the ghetto myself, I find it somewhat offensive. I in my 25 years of living there, i have never touched gubment cheeses or received 5 bags of weed as a gift, nor have I ever had a 78 cutlas. I have known and worked with many neighbors who have had their battles with christmas in the ghetto. Many of which whom lost their lives to it, and many who have over come them.



Now granted that isn't always the case and that much is true, but the notion that one chills wit his homies, or has gold teefs, if/when living or visiting is just bull$hit.

I do respect your opinion, but your remarks are not entirely true.







Re: Christmas Parodies
#118351 12/05/05 01:00 PM
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Re: Christmas Parodies
#118352 12/05/05 02:33 PM
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Nice try, but I didn't write it. That one was found online and is NOT my opinion. It's all in good fun anyways so take it anyway you want.



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