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...because of course no straight man could possibly notice or god forbid admit that another man was good looking.

It's a disease I'm sure you are aware of Craig. Straight men think that saying someone is good looking really means they want to have sex with that person. It's a hold-over from the Neanderthal days. I suppose gay men have just evolved beyond that.

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...because of course no straight man could possibly notice or god forbid admit that another man was good looking.

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That wasn't my point, Craig... with your androgynous avatar of Mr. Bear and the recent revelation that SonicFox is, in fact, female ( ) just thought I'd point that out before things got awkward.

In hindsight, probably was unnecessary, though. I apologize for holding guided tours of your gender and sexuality.

Anyone who has tickets for future tours can turn them in at the box office for a full refund.

Bren R.

LOL. Nice drama.

I can't tell when guys are good looking. I can tell when they're ugly.

Hope I don't breach protocl, but I've wondered to myself a few times, "How is it that gay guys clearly can tell what constitutes beauty in the female form and face, yet not want a piece of that? How could one like hairy man-ass, yet not like smooth lady-ass?"

It doesn't make any sense to me. (And, please, no NY Times psycho-babble [I like that one craigsub] about me compensating, or whatever. I reckon if I was man-shopping I'd go for Leonardo di Caprio - he's pretty hairless and girly. )

ewwww...hairy. Bleck.

I don't think you'll be taking any trips on the good ship Brokeback any time soon Bigwill.

I've been married to the same gal now for goin' on 39 years, and it seems the pretty natural thing to do.

We were in a church choir a few years back(not "overly" religious, just like to sing)but the wife was also the choir directors' secretary and often after choir practice we'd end up sticking around a bit after everyone else had left, finishing up.

Often, just for giggles, I'd try to get out of the place earlier by suggesting that nature intended that the wife and I must sneak home quick while the kids were still asleep!

The choir director, a young man nearly our age, whould sometimes kiddingly comment: "May I watch?"

I was flattered that he would be interested in my wife and must have found her attractive! But that of course it was out of the question!!

Later on; we discovered that he was in fact gay, and was apparently more interested in....!!

Ok....guess at that point I was EVEN MORE flattered, although I'm sure my face turned red, when he later would again say: "May I watch?"!

LOL. Good one.