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Didn't they teach you about that air pressure stuff in "Flying 101" class.

Michael actually it was kind of funny, the daughter was sitting in the front seat with me and she scattered the ashes, I just forgot to tell her to make sure her hand was all of the way outside the plane. The widow was in the back seat and got covered up with the ashes, whenever we got back on the ground she looked at us and said 'That man always was a messy person' The daughter just laughed, I didn't know what to say.

You didn't ask for a cleaning fee I assume.

Good one, Dennis.

Thanks for the story, Rick. I'm still smiling after reading that one.

The guys' name wasn't "Arzt", was it?

That would explain Ashboomstick's SIG line, which I never understood (yet never Googled) : "Dude, you've got some Arzt on you."

Reminds me of that scene from The Big Lebowski.

>>> You didn't ask for a cleaning fee I assume.

Nope!
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I have several good stories, one of these days I'll tell y'all about the little 80 year old lady who always wanted an airplane ride because she never had been on a plane before and her kids set her up for a ride.

Let me just say that the thought of "Let go of that ^%@&!)% wheel Grandma!!" ran through my mind more than once during that little fiasco.

Oops, sorry Rick; I assumed that most "Everybody" had heard and remembered the joke about the "Donations" by the Priest, the Doctor and the Lawyer, to the dead dude.

The Priest and Doctor tossed cash into the casket, the Lawyer tossed in a check!!

Ouch,....I forget how it goes too!!

Flying ashes huh? Interesting concept, near Melbourne is cool, low by the St Johns whould scare the gators and keep the delta P under control! Not like Clyde Tombaugh goin' to Pluto and beyond, but still a satisfying thought!

Hey; speakin' of distances and old age, our pal, who happens to be "My age" made the trip ok!!

Gotta get me one of them Global Flyer patches to sew onto my "Williams" jacket!!

Yeah Jake, you're right, just "shareholder" was the original title. I doubt that it took legal advice for Amie to change it, however; just Ian's anguished screams when he read some of our comments at the time(as part owner of Harman International I'd have loved to have another financial interest in audio). Briefly mentioned again recently at the end of this thread .

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Lol, any idea what the record is for most posts in one day?

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Ken? What is the most you've posted in one day?

Bren R.