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#13073 - 07/08/03 01:52 PM Hilarious quote from a review of the M80ti
pmbuko Offline
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Registered: 04/02/03
Posts: 16378
Loc: Leesburg, Virginia
This isn't from a new review, so many of you may have already read it, but it is absolutely hilarious!

"The M80Tis have three large ports -- one in front and two in back. These are corrugated, apparently to increase surface area, and are flared at each end to discourage chuffing. The appearance is somewhat disconcerting, as, to me at least, they resemble the port that one might find on the backside of a large gorilla. Things got even more disturbing as I watched my cat pulling out stuffing, reaching in up to his armpit like a jungle veterinarian. But the grille hides the front port, so odds are you won’t lose sleep over it."
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

#13074 - 07/08/03 01:56 PM Re: Hilarious quote from a review of the M80ti
Haoleb Offline

Registered: 09/25/02
Posts: 1488
Loc: Maine
before i got mine, i thought the review was right. but when you see them in real life they arent too bad. lol
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#13075 - 07/08/03 02:21 PM Re: Hilarious quote from a review of the M80ti
2x6spds Offline

Registered: 03/16/02
Posts: 2750
Loc: CA, USA
Really? I see you haven't spent much time in the jungle.
Enjoy the Music. Trust your ears. Laugh at Folks Who Claim to Know it All.

#13076 - 07/08/03 05:44 PM Re: Hilarious quote from a review of the M80ti
rcvecc Offline

Registered: 04/17/03
Posts: 608
Loc: east haven ct
hey spiffnme,if you get the time,maybe you can a/b test the tuning of the m80 port vs. the gorilla port...we will be patiently waiting for the review...ron

#13077 - 07/08/03 05:51 PM Re: Hilarious quote from a review of the M80ti
spiffnme Offline

Registered: 04/01/03
Posts: 5222
Loc: Los Angeles
Those gorilla ports accept banana plugs, right?

(I hear the groans..yeah, yeah - bad joke)
"A nation cannot prosper long, when it favors only the prosperous." -President Barack Obama

#13078 - 07/08/03 05:59 PM Re: Hilarious quote from a review of the M80ti
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Registered: 06/12/03
Posts: 138
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
I'm not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.

#13079 - 07/10/03 03:16 PM Re: Hilarious quote from a review of the M80ti
Semi_On Offline

Registered: 09/18/02
Posts: 737
Loc: Scottsdale, Arizona

Did you REALLY have to go there?


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